Tire safety awareness week

Well, I heard on the news that it is National Tire Safety Awareness Week which really helped me out, like I couldn't tell the front right tire is worn to a dangerous level, thanks NHTSA!! Now, what are we going to do about all those People of questionable entry who are driving on bad tires, can we deport them for that? Man I love awareness Weeks, they give me such enthusiasm! I just can't stop thinking about chasing down all those people with bad tires and sending them to Wal Mart (Commie) supercenters to have their tires changed by their Professional tire changing professionals. I'll bet while they are there they can also get their hair professionally done, get some new glasses from the eyeglass professionals(obviously they couldn't see that thir tires were bad) and be pushed out the isle they are shopping in by a Pallet jack equiped shelf stocking professional. and what about the cops? THey could have a little contest to see which Law Enforcement professional can get the most citations for bad tires on our roadways! Plus that would generate more income for the county too! Man, it really seems that this whole Idea of reminding us how bad our tires are is gonna be great for our economy, the stores will be making money, we'll cean up the overall look of the general public (with their new haircuts) and we'll all be a lot safer!! Looks like a winner all around. Know anybody who doesn't like Awareness Days? Follow that there link if you are one!